To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Band member: But -
11 year old: has sex and gets drunk every weekend
me: goes to movies with my mom
When you read the book it’s like, ‘Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed...– Robert Pattinson (via sordinos, dress) (via ian-somerhalder) (via liaoxanne) (via petersmacken)